Meme!

[trillianastra]

Meme nabbed from elledwen


If I was a profession I'd be; a writer

If I was a country I'd be; Switzerland (neutral, and surrounded by countries/people who can never agree for long)

If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be; The Nile

If I was a piece of candy I'd be; cola bottles (made by... lots of people)

If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be; the British Museum

If I was a store I'd be; Waterstone's

If I was a brand of shoe I'd be; Converse All-Stars

If I was a bad habit I'd be; watching too much TV

If I was a swear word I'd be; FRAK

If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be; coffee

If I was a board game I'd be; Cluedo

If I was a feeling I'd be; contentment

If I was a president I'd be; planning my abdication?

If I was a war I'd be; running away

If I was a city I'd be; New York

If I was a celebrity I'd be; Elisabeth Sladen

If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be; Mentadent

If I was a business I'd be; a bookstore

If I was a currency I'd be; the euro

If I were a month, I'd be; May

If I were a day of the week, I'd be; Saturday

If I were a time of day; Night

If I were a planet, I'd be; Eris

If I were a sea animal, I'd be; a zebrafish

If I were a direction, I'd be; second star on the left, and straight on 'til morning

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be; a bookshelf

If I were a sin, I'd be; Sloth

If I were a liquid, I'd be; water

If I were a tree, I'd be; oak

If I were a bird, I'd be; a red cardinal

If I were a tool, I'd be; anything you can write with

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be; an orchid

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be; rain

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be; an acoustic guitar

If I were an animal, I'd be; a cat

If I were a vegetable, I'd be; depressed

If I were a sound, I'd be; birdsong

If I were an element, I'd be; Earth

If I were a car, I'd be; a Volkwagen Beetle

If I were a song, I'd be; I Stand by Idina Menzel

If I were a food, I'd be; cheese.

If I were a material, I'd be; satin

If I were a taste, I'd be; sweet.

If I were a word, I'd be; ephemera

If I were a body part, I'd be; hands

If I were a facial expression; a grin

If I were a shape, I'd be a; triangle

If I were a number, I'd be; 3

If I were a band, I'd be; Nightwish

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be; an elf