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So I just found this X-Files quote I really like:

Mulder: You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer, but when God talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

And it occurs to me... if there is a God (big If, that one), presumeably He/She/It hears voices all the time, from all the humans praying to Him/Her/It.

Now, people who hear voices are generally thought to be crazy, right? So if we follow this to its natural conclusion...

...maybe God (if He/She/It exists) is a schizophrenic. Thinking about it, that would explain a lot...