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trillianastra) wrote2010-06-14 11:02 pm
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True Blood 3x01 "Bad Blood"
OK, so, I have a couple of questions.
1. Did every male in Louisiana suddenly become allergic to clothes?
and 2. What the hellkind of crack are the writers smoking?
So.
I mentioned that I love this show, right? (I mean, where else am I going to get this many naked/shirtless pretty guys?) One of the things I love about it, besides the ample supply of pretty, is the crack.
Oh, someone, the crack.
Er. Specifics...
Jason has surprised me. He actually said smart stuff. I know, it's weird. But whatever, I could get used to new!Jason. New!Hoyt, though... ehhhh. He's still at the 'clueless' stage.
And then we have Bill. Bill who... shouldn't really be around at this stage (see: book 3), but oh, somebody's god, I am glad he is. Because... DUDE.
(should I be worried that I find Bill covered in blood/dirt/whatever hotter than Eric... well, just generally?)
And of course, we have to talk about that little dream-sequence of Sam's.... a scene that a)makes me consider Bill/Sam a great deal more than I used to, and b)makes me want to go out and buy a petticoat (...though, really, Bill makes me want to do *that* just by existing). Plus, I think that this post-vamp-blood-drinking-sexy-dream was actually hotter than the one Sookie got....
ANYWAY.
a) Magister = DULLER THAN A VERY DULL THING.
b) ....yep, Eric/Sophie-Anne. Definitely.
c) ahhh, Pam. I kinda love Pam.
d) Lafayette = FABULOUS. AND AWESOME.
e) did anyone else get seriously weirded out by what that Reverend was telling Tara?
f) ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME BELLEFLEUR IS AWESOME. END OF.
g) shiiiiit, Arlene's pregnant with Rene the Fake Cajun's baby. That was unexpected.
h) Oh, Jessica. *headshake*
i) Sooooo.... can Alcide show up now please?
(not that this show *needs* more pretty, exactly, but c'mon... it's Alcide.)
j) My Official TB Hotness List: (subject to change whenever I feel like it)
1. Alcide.
2. Jason.
3. Bill.
4. Sam.
5. Eric.
k) Holy crap, LJ Burrows is Sam's maybe-brother. Huh.
1. Did every male in Louisiana suddenly become allergic to clothes?
and 2. What the hell
So.
I mentioned that I love this show, right? (I mean, where else am I going to get this many naked/shirtless pretty guys?) One of the things I love about it, besides the ample supply of pretty, is the crack.
Oh, someone, the crack.
Er. Specifics...
Jason has surprised me. He actually said smart stuff. I know, it's weird. But whatever, I could get used to new!Jason. New!Hoyt, though... ehhhh. He's still at the 'clueless' stage.
And then we have Bill. Bill who... shouldn't really be around at this stage (see: book 3), but oh, somebody's god, I am glad he is. Because... DUDE.
(should I be worried that I find Bill covered in blood/dirt/whatever hotter than Eric... well, just generally?)
And of course, we have to talk about that little dream-sequence of Sam's.... a scene that a)makes me consider Bill/Sam a great deal more than I used to, and b)makes me want to go out and buy a petticoat (...though, really, Bill makes me want to do *that* just by existing). Plus, I think that this post-vamp-blood-drinking-sexy-dream was actually hotter than the one Sookie got....
ANYWAY.
a) Magister = DULLER THAN A VERY DULL THING.
b) ....yep, Eric/Sophie-Anne. Definitely.
c) ahhh, Pam. I kinda love Pam.
d) Lafayette = FABULOUS. AND AWESOME.
e) did anyone else get seriously weirded out by what that Reverend was telling Tara?
f) ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME BELLEFLEUR IS AWESOME. END OF.
g) shiiiiit, Arlene's pregnant with Rene the Fake Cajun's baby. That was unexpected.
h) Oh, Jessica. *headshake*
i) Sooooo.... can Alcide show up now please?
(not that this show *needs* more pretty, exactly, but c'mon... it's Alcide.)
j) My Official TB Hotness List: (subject to change whenever I feel like it)
1. Alcide.
2. Jason.
3. Bill.
4. Sam.
5. Eric.
k) Holy crap, LJ Burrows is Sam's maybe-brother. Huh.